i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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