I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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