yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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