I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize