Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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