I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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