That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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