How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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