White coat. Heels.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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