remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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