i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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