you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he puts the penis in happiness.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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