i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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