I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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