There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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