im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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