Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Pooping to opera.
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