Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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