Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wanna passion pit in your ass
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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