Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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