before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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