May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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