check it out our google latitudes are spooning
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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