And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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