I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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