i just google imaged poop.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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