well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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