i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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