I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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