ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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