so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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