Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There r osticjed everywhere
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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