i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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