I hope mine doesn't look like that
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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