Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
