we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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