I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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