I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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