I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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