He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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