She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So vagazzling was a success
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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