I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
