Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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