I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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