Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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