BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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