My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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