The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
