used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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