He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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