...so i touched it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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