The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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